Demo: Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing

[Ronan]

Why Banjo-Kazooie?
Am I the only person in the world who just wants them run and jump?

[Keith]

That's all anyone wants Sonic to do as well. Fucking gays-ass devs.

[Ronan]

You know that meme that rears its head every time a new Sonic game is announced? The whole 'Cycle of Disappointment' thing?
If so many different sources and people have come up with the same industry joke about how Sega keep ruining Sonic and needlessly add crap and features, then how on this green and blue Earth have Sega failed to even become moderately aware of what everyone thinks of their beloved mascot's games?!

[Alastor]

Don't they still sell really well? (I heard this, but before a few of the newer games were out so it may not be as true as it may have been in the past)

[Keith]

Yeah, they still sell absolute fucktonnes and some people even genuinely think that they're good.

[Alastor]

There's your answer then, Ronan.

[Ronan]

[Jabroni]

Played this the other day. This gleek's whack.

[PrivateRyan]

Just got my promo copy in today

(Please don't poo in my mouth Keith)